Total Medals Earned: 22 (From 7 different games.) Total Medal Score: 550 Points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 4/17 (25/385 points)
Jump out
Kill a carrot before it explodes
Reach Floor 10
Reach Floor 20
Go to the next floor without harming any enemies
Complete a room at 10% of your max health or less
Reach Floor 30
Reach Floor 40
Reach Floor 50
Jump out 10 times in one run
Reach a Max HP of 500 or more
Beat the game in 45 minutes or less
Beat the game
Jump out and climb back up again from the bottom after killing the CEO
Kill 300 enemies in a run
Have 50.000 Fruity Bucks on you
Buy the Glock 17 9mm
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/445 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Survived 10 rounds of hideNseek
Got a goal in 20 or fewer moves!
Survived 25 round of hideNseek!
Get a goal in the soccer minigame
Got a goal in 10 or fewer strikes!
You unlocked the final skin! Congrats :D
Scored 5 Goals in Soccer
Score 20 goals in Soccer
Nice! You got a goal in 5 or fewer strikes!
You've unlocked every hat :)
Be the last man standing in the battle royale minigame!
Won a game of pool
Wow, you got a goal in 1 kick!
Survived 50 rounds of hideNseek!
Medals Earned: 8/12 (190/490 points)
Beat the war level
Beat the boss
Kill 30 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 45 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 60 troops in a single run (story mode)
End the war level with the starting gun and at least 20 kills
Beat the war level without getting hurt
Beat the war level without shooting your gun
Kill 70 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill all 75 troops in a single run (story mode)
Beat the boss without getting hurt
Kill all enemies coming from the right side of the screen
Medals Earned: 4/12 (185/440 points)
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/250 points)
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.